Free Balling: Alternative Lyrics to Free Falling by Tom Petty

I have written some alternative lyrics to Tom Petty's - Free Falling (which is a pretty good song in it's own right). I wrote these alternative lyrics some time ago and tried to send them off to Adam Sandler to see if he wanted to use them on one of his parody albums. I don't think I got very far trying to contact him as I think I went through some guy that had made and Adam Sandler tribute website.

My take on Tom Petty's - Free Falling was that the lyrics sound particularly similar to Free Balling. If you do not know what 'free balling' is then I will explain. Free balling is when men don't wear any underwear and their testicles are free from restraint. Their genitals are 'free' and testicles are refered to as balls, therefore they are 'free balling' or 'freeballing'. Now that you have this in mind I have reproduced the original lyrics to Tom Petty's - Free Falling and written my version called Free Balling. (Side by side so that you can compare)

And I digress....

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She's a good girl, loves her mama,

Loves Jesus, and America too.

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis,

Loves horses and her boyfriend too.

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It's a long day livin' in Reseda.

There's a freeway runnin' through the yard.

And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her,

I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart.

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And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

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All the vampires walkin' through the valley

Move west down Ventura Blvd.

And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows

And the good girls are home with broken hearts.

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And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

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I wanna glide down over Mulholland,

I wanna write her name in the sky.

I wanna free fall out into nothin',

Gonna leave this world for a while.

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And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

And I'm free, I'm free fallin'.

While I searched for the above classic Seinfeld Freeballing moment with Kramer I stumbled on hundreds of others Youtube users own version of their Tom Petty Free Falling/Free Balling Parody. Oh well looks like my version will get lost in the depths of Google.

Even four wheel drive vehicles (4wd or 4x4) like to free ball once and awhile. Which reminds me of a little ditty:

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Don't let your dingle dangle,

dangle in the dirt,

put it in your pocket,

where it won't get hurt!