Paris Hilton’s Breast Obsession - The love of Paris Hilton

Most women check themselves in the mirror or have a quick look over themselves before they leave the privacy of their house, bedroom, bathroom or nightclub bathroom etc. They give themselves the once over to make sure everything is in check. They make sure their dress is sitting where it should be, that they haven’t got any nipple slips or any other fashion disasters. Women generally do this once or twice during an evening, and almost every woman will do this discreetly and not in public.

What is going on with Paris Hilton? Is she trying to see if her breasts, her ‘twins’, her chest puppies are in check? Is she trying to make sure she doesn’t compromise her modesty? I think not.

Paris Hilton lost her modesty a long time ago. Paris Hilton’s modesty left the building when she stared in her own sex tape called ‘One Night In Paris’.

So why does Paris Hilton continuously check herself to make sure her dress is in check and mostly checking that her breasts, boobs or tits aren’t in full view to the public? Paris Hilton is displaying her vanity. For Paris Hilton her breasts demand constant attention, and not by most men in the world or the paparazzi Paris Hilton’s biggest fan of her breasts is herself.

If men wanted to see Paris Hiltons boobs then all they have to do is purchase her DVD or download her sex video.

Most women do check themselves to make sure they have no fashion slips but in the case of Paris Hilton is it a case of obsessive compulsive disorder?

Okay, I'll give Paris Hilton the benefit of the doubt, she is probably just ducking her head to shield her face from the camera shots. I'll let you be the judge in this "Paris Hilton Breast Photo Gallery" where she appears to be giving herself the once over.

10 Signs that you're checking out your own celebrity boobs way too much:

1. At the end of most nights you have a terribly sore neck, and this isn’t from doing lines of coke or giving free fun time go guys in the nightclub toilets. (too harsh?)
2. You’re the only one who seems to get a faded regrowth spot in your hair roots at the top of your head. This is from all the camera flash.
3. Paparazzi are lying on the ground to get a clear shot of your face and you have to step over them as you get out of your limousine.
4. People are starting to recognize you by the part in your hair rather than for your face. Now you have to wear different hats and do away with the face bandannas and big sun glasses.
5. You never seem to have to duck your head when you get in and out of your private helicopter.
6. Your fringe or bangs seem to always hang in your dinner and especially any soup that you may have. In fact you never really eat soup but you suck it through a straw.
7. Your body guard spends more time pushing you in the right direction rather than pushing the crowds away from you.
8. You seem to get on with shorter reporters and interviewers.
9. Most of your friends are dwarfs, including Tom Cruise.
10. You are constantly wiping drool off your breasts, but sad thing is that it’s your own.

Whoops, Paris Hilton's boob nearly fell out of this dress, no wonder she has to keep them in check!

I think you are abreast with the situation now and Paris Hilton is off to another gala dinner, or could she be off to the bathroom to make sure her dress is sitting well on her boobs?