Poem: Kitty Litter

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By LeonJane

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I look at you with disgust,
cause you fed me tinned food last night,
and now I am squatting in my tray,
grunting with all my might.

Don't blame me for the smell,
you should have bought scented litter,
and fed me succulent meat cuts,
now I am a proficient shitter.

Because I am a fluffy cat,
my poo has stuck to me,
hanging from underneath my tail,
like baubles on a Christmas tree.

You call them my ass trophy’s,
but I don't look at it like that.
Is it still so funny,
when I scrap them off on your mat?

Yes I’ll drag my backside,
across the floor, every inch,
call it a cat food buying lesson,
for when you penny pinch.

And as I squat in this litter tray,
with kitty litter between my paws,
I am thinking my next toilet stop,
will be on that bed of yours.


Clay Kitty Litter

Did you know clay type Kitty Litter is actually mined natural clay. Natural clay, called diatomaceous earth or also know as sodium bentonite, is strip mined from the earth, dried and crushed into the granual size which is packaged as cat litter or kitty litter. Usually you can buy this form of cheap kitty litter in the store brand.

Below is a photo of a sodium bentonite strip mine:

Sodium bentonite is not only used for cat litter it is also used for other purposes like exploration drilling, construction and civil form work preparation, foundries for assisting casting methods, stock feed , dam sealing and wine clarification.

Although sodium bentonite excavation for cat litter seems like an environmental disaster when you think of all the other uses for the material it is quite versatile. Also in most countries where sodium bentonite is mined there are strict rejuvenation processes in place where native trees and grasses have to be replanted when the mine has finished excavating the earth.

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M. T. Dremer profile image

M. T. Dremer Level 4 Commenter 20 months ago

This is great. I don't usually read poetry, but when I saw it was about kitty litter I had to check it out. Very funny and well written. It is a shame I'm allergic to cats, because I'm pretty sure I'd love to have one.

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LeonJane Hub Author 20 months ago

Thanks for the comment M.T.Dremer, glad you like the poem. Pitty you cant have one of these little rascals!

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beverleejb 20 months ago

Howdy!

I used to have a Persian like your copper peke nose and the kitty litter was always a mess.

My poor kitty had to have his little behind shaved when I brought him to the groomer and it helped trememdously

Your poem said it like it is and surely will give the next person who wants a persian an indoor cat using kitty litter a yes or a no

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leni sands Level 5 Commenter 19 months ago

Cute poem!

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LeonJane Hub Author 19 months ago

Thanks leni sands!

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Wayne Brown Level 7 Commenter 19 months ago

This one reminds me of the time that our pet cat decide to take a dump on my mother-in-law's pillow...I always suspected that cat did not like her! LOL! Fun poem! WB

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LeonJane Hub Author 19 months ago

Thanks WB, cat dump on a pillow is quite funny thing! Wonder if the cat survived the aftermath of your MIL? Thanks for your comment.

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Nell Rose Level 8 Commenter 18 months ago

Hi, ha ha brilliant! you certainly got into the mind of the cat! very funny, loved it cheers nell

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LeonJane Hub Author 18 months ago

Thanks Nell Rose, glad you like this poem!

smiley 2011 16 months ago

omg u all dont have anything to do with ur life god help these people

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LeonJane Hub Author 16 months ago

But smiley 2011, we are making money doing this with our lives!

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Clairepeek 12 months ago

Absolutely hilarious! Love the voice of that fluffy cat of yours...

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LeonJane Hub Author 11 months ago

Thanks Clairepeek, glad you liked this poem.

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txvjk 9 months ago

This is awesome & so like my cat. I very much enjoyed reading this. Thanks for sharing.

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Dim Flaxenwick Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

Just how a cat would speak.. Ha Ha!!

Very clever.

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