Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips

Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips is an American science fiction film due for release in June of 2014. It is the fourth installment to the Transformers live action franchise, the first being 2007 Transformers its sequel the 2009’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen followed by 2011 Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg return respectively as director and executive producer, while Shia LaBeouf reprises the role of Sam Witwicky, albeit only for the first ten minutes of the film. Sam Witwicky is the human caught in the war between Autobots and Decepticons and the new breed of intergalactic shape changing robot called the Fembot.

Australian actor Sophie Monk takes on one of the lead female roles in Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips. Sophie Monk was cast ahead of other contenders due to the prolific size of her lips. It was cited in a recent magazine interview that she has the largest lips for any mammal species on the planet, whales included.

Megan Fox was due to reappear in Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips after she had profusely apologized to Steven Spielberg for directing a nasty, Nazi jibe at him. However Megan Fox could not physically inject anymore Botox into her lips and this was a requirement of the role she had to play. Her physician told her that after the massive amounts of Botox that she had injected into her lips, for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, if she injected anymore than her lips may explode. Her doctor went on to say that her lips might well explode at night and that the stretched skin may suffocate her in her sleep.

The crux of the story is that Sam Witwicky is killed off in the first ten minutes of the movie. But we learn that Sam Witwickys had a younger sister Megan, Dianna Agron (Glee). Megan Witwickys existence has been kept quite in the family, especially since the Transformers were first discovered as both parents agreed it was too dangerous to expose her. Now Megan Witwicky has to be brought out of hiding so that she can continue the Witwicky legacy and fight off the evil Fembots.

Sophie Monk plays the lead Fembot and leads her Lip wielding team of Fembot Decepticons on a suffocating mission to finally destroy all the Autobots. Watch out for their kamikaze style ‘exploding kiss of death’!

In Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips, we are treated to more slow motion running shots than a Baywatch reunion t television special. Now, not only do we get to see the Fembots breasts in slow motion action we also get to see those massive lips in slow motion, bouncing action.

Don’t be mistaken as this movie has something for all sexes. So watch out for the hunky new hero that helps Megan Witwicky and the Autobots try to regain control of the Fembots and Decepticons. Next time you see an overdone set of lips on a female actor, don’t think “No way!”, think, Transformers 4: Revenge of the Lips.

See you at the movies!